Things That Turn Me Off: Bodily Aesthetics (On Women)

 In no particular order.

• acrylic nails that are at least a thumbnail longer than normal
• tattoos on fingers and hands
• tramp stamp
• garish foot and leg tattoos (usually they're filled in with color)

Basically if you have a tattoo there's a good chance I may not like it on you. What was listed can be seen on woman who are into the "lifestyle/fitness" vlogs where they opt out of the usually 9-5 job and become an "entrepreneur" aka secure some fitness/modeling deal(s) as they crazily work on their glutes to get a huge following on Instagram. One or two very simple tattoo can look okay though if they aren't drawing attention to themselves. But let's go on.

• breast implants that say "we're bolted on" (there are some breast augmentation that look natural as can be, probably even two perfect, and these are aesthetically fine - hey if you fool me then you fool me)
• lip injections 
• butt implants
• weird eyebrow style (i.e. too thin and/or long)

If you combine at least three of these you'll be looking like some kind of low-income trash Barbie trying to be something. What that something is I don't know. Whatever it is it's a sad and weird display of existence. Give me a plain Jane with a relatively flat chest, decent teeth, and a small cross tattoo on her wrist who likes to have a pint every now and then. It's fine if she shops at Kohl's. She doesn't have to be particularly smart or even ambitious (have some goals at least). Those are the preferable basics though. 

A vast majority of working professionals who are women usually don't have the listed features, so that's a good thing.