Embrace the 2A. It scares the sophisticated Europeans.
Embrace the automobile. It angers the confuses the Europeans since they have little concept of individual freedom itself.
Embrace your lack of fashion. It makes the Europeans crinkle their noses.
Embrace your work ethic and 40 hr week. It makes the European look lazy and weak as they conveniently forget about Japan's average work schedule.
Embrace meat, dairy and even sugar. It makes European food look bland and redundant (because objectively it is).
Embrace the open road. It makes Europe look like a cluster fuck of countries all crammed together (because it sorta is).
Embrace the American flag. It makes Europeans uncomfortable and it exposes their lack of flexible when dealing with a different culture.
Embrace American football, baseball, basketball and hockey. It makes Europeans confused because it seems they're unable to enjoy other team sports outside of soccer, rugby and cricket.
Embrace soccer. It makes the Europeans scared and worried that if America does get really good that it will be another American conquest. (Hey, in the end we got better fish to fry - like going to Mars.)
Embrace your prudish stance towards nudity. It makes the European angry and confused. I mean, no, I don't want to see your vagina or tits, Ms. Swede. I have no right to even if you insist.
But most of all embrace the traditional nuclear family, religion and social conservatism. It makes the European believe you're backwards as they drink pints of nihilistic dreams and, ironically, support collectivist shallow social norms.
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