Listen Ladies

If you sleep around, cheat, have little problem making out with guys/girls you met two weeks ago and get plastic surgery then go pop bottles of Cristal, all the while snorting cocaine/fairy dust and smokin' MJs I won't have a good impression of you. In fact, don't be so offended if I ever call you a dumb slut. Both ad homs deserved. Dumb + slut that is.

But don't worry, I bet your apologists will say you're a very compassionate, intelligent and "courageous" person.