Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Please, just go live in the woods already.

If you aren't naive modernist/progressive that annoys me you're a wannabe feral child aka The Contradiction Libertarian

These are some possible characteristics of The Contradiction Libertarian.

1. Thinks religion is evil and was made by wackos to control the minds of people, and to oppress woman and to kill homosexuals and other non-straights.

2. Think the US government engages in war mainly for profit (Eisenhower's Military-Industrial Complex) for Big Oil & Big Business.

3. Thinks that our military personnel are henchmen to those in charge in #2.

4. Your "what about the children" concentrates on ending global warming (think Day After Tomorrow or The Road), fracking and want to pass gay mirage because "What if your baby was LGBT?"

5.  Anything corporate is soul sucking.

6. Wants to "live off the grid" but somehow has the internet.

7. Might have this as his avatar -


Like the naive modernists/"progressives," The Contradiction Libertarian wants his cake and eat it too. If you want your cake and want to eat it, then go make your own cake. I did. I made a carrot cake for Easter - turned out alright, definitely nothing prize worthy or any honorable mention ribbon - and I ate it. If the cake layers weren't so darn oily I'd be more proud of it.

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